Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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