Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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