This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
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