You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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