She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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