This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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