Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Boobs speak an international language.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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