How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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