and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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