Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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