Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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