Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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