I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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