We got so high we made milksteak
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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