Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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