Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
How naked do you want me to be?
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