did you get engaged???
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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