; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He passed out mid-signature
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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