hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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