just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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