I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just want to make out with him forever
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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