HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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