That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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