You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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