I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I am naked and annoyed.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
