Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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