I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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