You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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