hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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