I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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