Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
