when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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