Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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