Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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