She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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