you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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