Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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