And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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