Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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