that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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