I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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