I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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