he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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