I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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