Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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