from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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