Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
