sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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