There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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