For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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