is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
A bitchslap is in order.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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