You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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