So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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