for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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