Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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