Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
