can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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