ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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